We read in the Statesman Journal:
VENETA — Four cows were killed in separate crashes after high winds blew open a pasture gate and the cows wandered into a highway.
No one was injured in the crashes on Friday night near Veneta.
“No one was injured?” Don’t the lives of those escaped hamburgers count for anything?
it be caused duh cows was black if duh cows had beenz white it’d be all over duh racis medja.
First of all: LOL
Secondly, I think the right is in desperate need of a more humorous approach to issues, or perhaps just a more humorous approach in general, to bring a more youthful gall to reinvigorate the movement again.
Well done, sir.
PS: The lives of the escaped hamburgers mean something to me.. Let’s just be thankful that the cheese and bun warehouses are safe.
~Anna
Thanks! What seems funny at 2:00 AM (when I posted it) may turn out to not be very funny at all, so I appreciate the thumbs up.
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