My friends, whom I’m visiting prior to the Amren conference, have dogs. When I arrived (a couple of days ago), somehow my glasses fell or got misplaced. The following morning I couldn’t find them. We looked and looked. Finally, I got to checking under the sofa cushions and there it was, tucked deeply behind one. This is what they looked like:
It never occurred to me that a dog could be so destructive. When I first found what was left of the frame, I wondered where the lenses had ended up. Apparently most of the lenses ended up in the dog’s digestive tract. Unbelievable. Here are the two suspects:
Dexter
Sylar
Be it as it may, I was able to get new glasses for the upcoming conference and the remainder of my vacation.
Are you nearsighted or farsighted? Good thing you had enough money and a good optometrist nearby. Wish I were going to AmRen, too. Lucky ducky!
The optometrist wasn’t exactly nearby. We’re out in the sticks and had to drive for hours to get to the nearest city that would accommodate me. But yeah, I still consider myself lucky. I’m nearsighted.
Canine antisemitism!
Of course. It’s the only logical explanation.
Dogs have a long history of Nazi collaboration. Just consider yourself lucky your friends hadn’t trained Dexter to rape you like Irma Grese’s hellhounds. How could a dog named Dexter not hate Jews? They might as well have named it Anton Drexler.
Yes, but I notice these are dogs of color. One is half white/half black, and the other is brown (Latino?). So quit the obvious racist accusations of these poor dogs!
Yeah, sorry. They could also be transgender immigrant dogs.
This is 2014, we all need to be more sensitive and accepting.