Ladies who value a large man-package might consider mining the SPLC’s Hatewatch list for potential partners.
Yes, it’s true! Racists have larger peckers. Some ladies already instinctively know this, as Glamour points out:
Help, I Can’t Stop Hooking Up With Trump Supporters
When someone asks about my worst hookup, I have plenty of options to choose from, but I inevitably end up telling the same story. It’s the one where I started arguing with a Trump supporter at a bar and then before I knew it, I was waking up the next morning in his bedroom. There were flags everywhere: Ronald Reagan’s face was emblazoned on one of them, “Don’t Tread On Me” made an appearance on another. I say it was the “worst” not because the sex was bad, but because, well, see above…
Plus, in an odd way, sleeping with Trump supporters reaffirms my own political and personal values. I don’t think I could ever have a serious relationship with a one—I can’t be with someone who won’t understand why the news sometimes causes me to burst into tears, or why I want to throw my phone across the room after reading the President’s latest tweet. For me, differing political ideologies are a deal breaker. But that only makes me more OK with accepting these flings for what they are: Opportunities for excellent hate-sex. And to be able to walk away unbothered, unburdened, and sexually satisfied makes me feel powerful at a time when many people with my liberal leanings have never felt less in control.
Some might consider this a classic example of erection fraud, but it’s obvious to me that this phenomenon is closely related to rape fantasies; some women enjoy being dominated, conquered if you will.
It’s been pointed out that muscular, macho, men tend toward conservatism. A Salon article states that:
Researchers from Denmark’s Aarhus University found that the more upper body strength a wealthy man has, the more likely he is to support conservative, self-interested economic and social policies…
The link between upper body strength and testosterone levels is well-known. Likewise, a link between testosterone levels (at least in the womb) and penis-size has been shown.
So soy-boys move over; your very existence is insulting to ladies. Ladies need real men – and real men are racist. The sooner we all accept this, the better.
