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A Heart-Warming Documentary from the Babylon Bee

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NASA to Retrieve Voyager Probes Over Gender Binary Image

In 1977, NASA launched Voyagers 1 and 2. Along with scientific instruments, the probes contained golden disks with images to help aliens understand our world and our civilization: But that was in 1977, when we were still underdeveloped and primitive, … Continue reading

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Racists Have Larger Dongs Scientists Say

Ladies who value a large man-package might consider mining the SPLC’s Hatewatch list for potential partners. Yes, it’s true! Racists have larger peckers. Some ladies already instinctively know this, as Glamour points out: Help, I Can’t Stop Hooking Up With … Continue reading

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Amazon Introduces Kiddie Bonfire

From a source that rarely disappoints: Babylon Bee: SEATTLE, WA—Amazon announced today that Kindle users will now have the ability to virtually participate in book burnings, that time-honored tradition of tolerant, open societies. The Kindle platform will feature a new … Continue reading

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Apple to provide AppleCare for looted products

A couple of months ago, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that… The unfinished work of racial justice and equality call us all to account. Things must change, and Apple’s committed to being a force for that change. Today, I’m proud … Continue reading

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AOC: Let us not neglect potential immigrants!

Miss Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is outraged that 150 million would-be immigrants, mostly in Africa and Latin America, are being denied their rightful share of the recently-passed stimulus package. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is very upset that potential immigrants won’t be receiving … Continue reading

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Ilhan Omar Endorses Joe Biden After He Confuses Wife With Sister

I’ve got to hand it to the folks at The Babylon Bee. This is brilliant: Ilhan Omar Endorses Joe Biden After He Confuses Wife With Sister But Omar was forced to reconsider her endorsement and eventually switched it over to … Continue reading

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Outrage among Pakistanis over acid attack

Recently, a Peruvian immigrant was attacked by a white man in Milwaukee. According to The Journal Sentinal: Mahud Villalaz, 42, on Saturday remained stunned by his encounter on Milwaukee’s south side with a man at a bus stop who began … Continue reading

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Diversity can solve the homeless problem

It’s hard to fathom how I missed this benefit of Diversity all these years. It turns out that Diversity can provide a solution to the homeless problem: NEW YORK (Reuters) – New York police have charged a man with murder … Continue reading

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Desperate for victimhood

People are so desperate to consider themselves victims that one man’s letter to the editor, criticizing mature women for wearing yoga pants, motivated hundreds of women to participate in a rally for their right to wear yoga pants. Check out … Continue reading

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