I was chatting with a Canadian guy by the pool recently, and he was smoking Canadian cigarettes. They don’t smell as bad as American cigarettes. Some Canadian cigarettes have very little odor. Therefore, I was okay with sitting near him and socializing. Our conversation turned to snorkeling, and I suggested that we could develop a brand of cigarettes that can be smoked underwater. I’m known for my brilliant ideas.
With the help of Grok, I came up with a brand name and some advertising ideas. The brand would be called DeepDraws. Our typical customer could be described thusly:
People who might smoke DeepDraws are likely a mix of adventurous, independent, risk-taking, and non-conformist personalities. They’re the type who thrive on exploring the unknown—think divers or travelers who seek out unique experiences, like smoking underwater. Their independence shines through in their willingness to break from convention, enjoying something as unconventional as DeepDraws suggests. Risk-takers at heart, they embrace the challenge and novelty, while their non-conformist streak sets them apart from the crowd, valuing personal expression over societal norms.
Here are some advertising images that Grok came up with:
Now that we have some general marketing ideas, all that remains is the very minor issue of developing the technology.
Along similar lines, we should also market treadmills that are equipped with ashtrays. That way, smokers can more easily enjoy a few puffs while getting their workout.
Back when I played video games, I played a lot of Mario roms and hacks. One of the goofiest parts was underwater levels with fireball throwing turtles.