At the end of World War II, the US government implemented Operation Paperclip. Nazi scientists, who otherwise might have faced international courts for war crimes, were instead put to work advancing America’s scientific and industrial ambitions.
Since some Nazis were good at building rockets, the US government reasoned that they might as well take advantage of their expertise.
Now that the Trump administration has the green light to deport troublesome Palestinian visa-holders, it can go ahead and flush them all from the US… but should it?
I have a better idea: Operation Paperclip II. Since the Palestinians are expert tunnel builders, put them to work on Elon Musk’s Hyperloop tunnels.
Aside from expediting the construction of these tunnels, this program would also serve as a source for creative names for tunnel lines. The Sinwar Express Line or the Khalil Loop come to mind. Underground restaurants would have Islamic themes. The “Allah You Can Eat Buffet” or the “Bin Laden Burger Joint” might be popular. Waiters would wear suicide vests and dishes would be served to look like IEDs. Diners would have a blast.
