"who are these whites,that's claming to be the jews"

One of the nice features of WordPress is that bloggers are able to see a list of the various search engine terms used in order to reach their blogs.  One such term leaped out at me recently:

who are these whites,that’s claming to be the jews

Which one of these two is most likely to be the real Jew?


I’d go with the clam.

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15 Responses to "who are these whites,that's claming to be the jews"

  1. destructure says:

    Pardon me, JAY. But I don’t think either of those are kosher. hehe

    • a random user name says:

      We down wit da Talmud n’ shit, yo! Whachoo disrespectin’ mah Rabbinical scholarship n’shit, mutha*****?

  2. Ha!
    We da real jews! We made up peenut budda too mofos! U bedda ax somebody!

  3. countenance says:

    I would guess that it’s one of these black Hebrew Israelite screwballs, except that every word in the search term is spelled correctly.

  4. Unamused says:

    i hereby dub thee “clamamongyou”

  5. Where dem white debbils come from:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkY6QsY9jQM
    Plus, Chinese cibilisation wuz stole from black folks:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFhS-49WGGY&feature=related

  6. destructure says:

    I can’t believe no one mentioned the black guy in the photo was Michelle Obama’s cousin, Capers Funnye.

  7. Georgia Resident says:

    Do the “Black Hebrew Israelites” believe that the “Black” Ancient Egyptians enslaved their people? Perhaps the blacks claiming to be descended from the Israelites should seek reparations from the blacks claiming to be descended from ancient Egyptians.

    • jewamongyou says:

      No kidding! And those who only claim that the Egyptians were black, but not the Jews, shouldn’t mind if we Jews demand reparations from the blacks for enslaving us.

  8. Biochem guy says:

    The only legitimate “black” Jews are the Falasha (Ethiopian Jews), and Ethiopians are mixed with Caucasoids (about 40%). They had been practicing Judaism for quite some time, if I remember correctly. Everyone else is just ridiculous.
    Great blog.

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